13 stylish tech accessories for her
Be honest, when was the last time you checked your phone? Between Apple’s recent iPhone 6 release and the thousands of mobile apps released each day, it’s clear that we’re experiencing a total tech takeover. With fun new phones and gadgets come a slew of accessories, from glossy laptop sleeves to metallic headphones. Shopping for tech accessories is almost as fun as getting a brand new phone (almost), which is why we’ve jumpstarted the process for you with 13 sleek, graphic and stylish extras. Whether you’re more minimal, fashion-meets-function or ultra-feminine, there’s something here for everyone.
Model Malaika Firth at Fashion Week Spring 2015.
Listen to your favorite jams through fun funky earbuds or rock out with DJ-approved headphones.
Stay cozy and connected in tech-sensitive gloves and speaker-enhanced beanies.
i love maps and places. ideally id work in geography or geology or some kinda hands on earth science probably
when somebody joins tumblr
#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle
this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GODTumblr users should never make infomercialsReasons why tumblr users should definitely write infomercials.
why would you shove your child into it what are you saying
gf: babe come over
me: i can’t my house is on fire
gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..
Iggy isn’t a rapper.
She doesn’t have bars
Or a flow for that matter
Bet money you tell her to freestyle on the spot she’ll either make an excuse or be stuttering
did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls
*googles how to become famous without any talent*
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke