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Tech Savvy

13 stylish tech accessories for her

Be honest, when was the last time you checked your phone? Between Apple’s recent iPhone 6 release and the thousands of mobile apps released each day, it’s clear that we’re experiencing a total tech takeover. With fun new phones and gadgets come a slew of accessories, from glossy laptop sleeves to metallic headphones. Shopping for tech accessories is almost as fun as getting a brand new phone (almost), which is why we’ve jumpstarted the process for you with 13 sleek, graphic and stylish extras. Whether you’re more minimal, fashion-meets-function or ultra-feminine, there’s something here for everyone.

Model Malaika Firth at Fashion Week Spring 2015.

Model Malaika Firth at Fashion Week Spring 2015.

Case It

Tote your tech around in a pretty, protective case from designers like Stella McCartney and Diane von Furstenberg.

Tech gadget

Tech gadget

Tech gadget

Tech gadget

McQ Hi-tech accessory

McQ Hi-tech accessory

'Disco' Tech Wristlet

'Disco' Tech Wristlet

'Paloma' Tech Clutch

'Paloma' Tech Clutch

Stay Connected Leopard-Print Hardcase For iPhone 5

Stay Connected Leopard-Print Hardcase For iPhone 5

Plug It

Listen to your favorite jams through fun funky earbuds or rock out with DJ-approved headphones.

Tech Earmuffs

Tech Earmuffs

Happy PlugsTM earbuds

Happy PlugsTM earbuds

Skinnydip London Pom Pom Earbuds

Skinnydip London Pom Pom Earbuds

Tech gadget

Tech gadget

Taylor Headphones

Taylor Headphones

Wear It

Stay cozy and connected in tech-sensitive gloves and speaker-enhanced beanies.

Colorblock lambswool tech gloves

Colorblock lambswool tech gloves

Fleece Tech Beanie

Fleece Tech Beanie

svvord:

i love maps and places. ideally id work in geography or geology or some kinda hands on earth science probably

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

thissickbaet:

anonymousmisfit:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials
Reasons why tumblr users should definitely write infomercials.

why would you shove your child into it what are you saying

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image

I hate every last inch of myself. You don’t know what it’s like to hate this much and this purely. This is the real thing. This is the fire burning hate that turns your whole world black.
02/10/2014 10:38PM. (via my-personal-hell-on-earth) ←

gang0fwolves:

mdtwn:

itsdrickibytch:

Iggy isn’t a rapper.

She doesn’t have bars

Or punchlines

Or a flow for that matter

Bet money you tell her to freestyle on the spot she’ll either make an excuse or be stuttering

that’s literally what happened lmao 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ganondorffucker69:

goodbye ganondorf

rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

armadillo:

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

officialunitedstatesofmurica:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

EXCITING THOUGHT: dogs