Black hole consumes a star
this honestly scares me
At first I thought it was a weird stretch pizza, but this is so much better.
Selfie game STRONG
Remember the giant floating baby head in phineas and ferb that nobody questioned
target is getting so chill
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
The twister one made me choke in laughter
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
Sigh No More (2009)
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band